| Under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved. Hey, if the Lord didn't do it all in one day, what makes you think you can?? To ignore the facts doesn't change the facts. The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called Failure, A loop called Confusion, Speed bumps called Friends,Red lights called Enemies, Caution lights called Family. You will have flats called jobs. But if you have a spare called Determination, an engine called Perseverance, Insurance called Faith, A driver called JESUS, You will make it to a place called SUCCESS. Three things in life that, once gone, never come back - Time, Words, Opportunity Three things in life that can destroy a person - Anger, Pride, Forgiveness Three things in life that you should never lose - Hope, Peace, and Honesty Three things in life that are most valuable - Love, Family/Friends, Kindness Three things in life that are never certain - Fortune, Dreams, Success Three things that make a person - Commitment, Sincerity, Hardwork Three things that are truly constant - Father, Son, Holy Spirit Remember, today is the tomorrow, that you worried about yesterday. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. Believe in love at first sight. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. Don't judge people by their relatives. Talk slowly but think quickly. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?' Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. Say 'God bless you' when you hear someone sneeze. When you lose, don't lose the lesson. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice. Spend some time alone. True Friendship Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems and crap that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship: 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. Remember........A good friend will help you move.....a REALLY good friend will help you move a body.......let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. I wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phones. What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it What if we flipped through it several times a day What if we used it to receive messages from the text What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it What if we gave it to kids as gifts What if we used it as we traveled What if we used it in case of an emergency What if we upgraded it to get the latest version Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. When you say, "I love you," mean it. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. Never think you're too small to make a difference....ever sleep with a mosquito in the room?? Talk Slowly, but think quickly. "If you let your vision marry your mission you will give birth to your destiny." More from the Mind of DJ Chuck Dog...You are on Page 5 Where you wanna go?? (((Pages 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 DJChuckDog Home Page))) |
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