| Don't forget to check out the biography page. Below are simply some opinions and questions that I have. This has been on my mind, and perhaps you can help me to either better understand them, or maybe you will find the opinions interesting and entertaining. Why...can't we hire a black contractor to do work on our homes? Why...do people dig in their noses when they drive? Why...do parents blame everyone but themselves when their child does poorly in school? Why...do black people put rims, knock out sounds, and TV's in raggedy ass cars? Why...do the Cubs always lose? Why...do women fall in love so easily? Why...do radio stations play the same 5 to 10 songs every hour all fuckin' day? Why...do people call you at work, and ask you, "What are you doing?" DUHH!!! Why...is it that when you don't have a job, every time you apply for one you get turned down. But when do finally get a job, people then want to hire you? Why...do white people stink when they get caught in the rain? Why...do so many black people play the lottery, but when they show winners, they are usually white? Why...is it that when you call in an order to Harold's Chicken (Chicago) you still have to wait 20 minutes when you get there to pick it up? Why...do black people open up a nice club, then Niggas come and fuck it up? Why...aren't there any black dramas on TV? Why...is there regular time, and colored people (CP) Time? Why...don't most black people go out to eat, spending $75 or more, and leave a $3 tip. Ever heard of 15% gratuity??? Why don't women wash their cars??? Why...do people who don't make a lot of money seem to have the sharpest clothes?? Why do Mexicans have so many children?? Why...do people purchase DVD's. I mean, do you really want to watch that movie a second time after seeing it once?? Why do they make us fasten our seat belts in our cars but we are allowed to ride a CTA bus standing up holding on for dear life as you go down Lake Shore Drive at 45MPH.. Heaven forbid the bus driver has to hit the brakes! Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends --if they're okay, then it's you. More from the Mind of DJ Chuck Dog.....You are on Page 1. Where you wanna go?? (((Page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 DJChuckDog Home Page))) |
From The Mind of DJ Chuck Dog
| When Black people open up a nice club...why...do niggas gotta come and fuck it up!! |